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Shou

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2010-09-19 14-27-21

Time for a deep discussion PART I Kay, So there is this gurl... AND SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH A STRAP-ON!!! I'm a guy btw. Hey! How's everyone doing? I have told her no. I said I don't want to do it. Just like electing a female president it just ain't gonna happen. But I think she wants to do it anyways. I'm a little concerned for my anus. Typiy I enjoy walking round my home butt nekkid. Why if, let's per say that I just so happen to be bending over while cleaning the litter box. She could be right behind me wearing a strap-on hungary for meat like a starving Ethiopian watching a carrot dangling right in front of them on a miniture fishing pole. Maybe I should wear a buttplug 24/7? I think that is a good idea cuz if I got a butt plug in my ass she obviously can't shove her strap-on into my buttox. It's almost like the movie Candyman. Why? Good question: - First off, I'm like candy. - Second, gurl just might appear behind me I SEE HER IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR BEHIND ME AND PLOW!!! THERE GOES MY BUNGHOLE ONLY I DIDN'T SAY HER NAME 3 TIMES IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR! Many horror movies are kind of gay huh? Anywho, I think she has friends too ( gurlz ) with strap-ons as well that might want to do the same thing to me or maybe help her do it! Where's Waldo? Well certainly not in my ass but she is ruthless. Thoughts? Comments? I just don't understand why a female would want to nail me like this sooooooo bad.
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2010-10-01 16-00-43

Time for a deep discussion PART II And, Does ass insurance exist? Just in case she stealthily manages to get me day. Fuck liability it won't be my fault I'm looking at collision. And if so, where do I take my ass to get it appraised for damages? That raises so many questions like: - Will a guy be inspecting my ass? I hope not. - Will the "accident" be publiy available? - If so, will I get lawyer shit in the mail marketing ASS RELIEF and attorney assistance and other stuff like Do you feel pain? Sometimes it might take weeks for an accident injury to be apparent? WHAT?!!! I JUST GOT RAPED BY SOME GURL WITH A STRAP-ON? Don't you think that I'd feel it like, right away? Maybe she likes D and chick flicks and hopes that after I get pegged I'll like that stuff too. I think it relates to The Usual Suspects but I don't think Kaiser is as good looking as me. I'm scared...
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    2010-10-06 4-25-01-

    *brutalizes your loose butthole with a strapon*
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    I can't believe you wrote so much about it and yet claim to not want it. Your anus is begging for a rubber dick.
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